Dear Pete Abrams,
I’ve identified with Torg for years and years with but one reservation until today. At last, you’ve made it okay for nerdboys to kick ass. I can’t wait to tell all my friends how awesome I am. Thank you!
Your loyal Sluggite,
Quasijo
P.S. Shelly smells like maple syrup. Ciaran smells like a squirmy kitty who doesn’t want to be snuffled today.